A Dreamy SUP Down the Colorado River

Dreaming of spending the day kayaking or SUPing down the cool glistening Colorado River with red rock canyons on either side? Perhaps sharing the adventure with friends and family, or soaking in the serene solitude and beauty with the ducks and herons along the way?

Captain Tim at kayakthecolorado.com can make your dreams come true and all for about $100 per person, including kayak, canoe, raft, inflatable, or SUP rental—less if you want to byo. He’ll pick you up at the dock at Lee’s Ferry and drop you off as far up the river as you like. The total run from Hoover Dam is 16 miles (overnight suggested) and 10 miles from Petroglyph Beach down. Our excursion was 11.5 miles. You can spend the day, or camp out for an overnighter or more. (Get in while the getting is good. Right now, no permits are needed to camp, but there’s a permitting system in the works.)  And yes, Tim is a Coast Guard Captain—required because the Colorado River’s fresh water meets salt water at the Gulf of California.

Whether you day trip it or overnight it, it’s an excellent way to immerse yourself in nature and cool off on a hot summer day. Granted there are tour pontoons, outfitter boats, and other kayakers in the mix; even so, there are moments of bliss when it’s just you, the river, the canyon walls, and the reflections on the glassy green surface. I’m guessing if you’re an early bird or prefer off-season (Sept & Oct), you’ll have more solitude and smooth water. There are options to check out petroglyphs, hike, and make use of the pit toilets, if needed, along the way. Please Leave No Trace on the petroglyphs, on the land, or in the river.

Important safety note, storms often come through in the afternoon (another reason to get an early start)—be prepared to wait out the storm. Be safe–keep your life jackets on and keep your dream from turning into a nightmare. The water is about 50 degrees so hypothermia can be a danger as can dehydration and heat stroke.

A quick squall hit us. The wind made it impossible for me to remain standing on my SUP and it was so strong, it pushed me upriver. It’s best to take shelter in a cove and if it’s lightning, get off the water immediately. Unfortunately, I wasn’t near a cove when it hit and had to hold tight to reeds and branches with one hand and my SUP, which was trying to take flight, with the other. The water went from smooth to super choppy, 2ft whitewater waves in a second.

Luckily, the storm cleared nearly as fast as it came.

If you need a rescue, you can flag one of the outfitter boats that are going up and down the river. While it’s easier to handle rough conditions in a kayak than a SUP, I will probably still take a SUP next time. Personally, I prefer the experience and the workout to a kayak.

This adventure was especially cool for us as it would be for anyone who has been up at the Horseshoe Bend and looked down in envy at the kayakers below. As they say, I’ve looked at it from both sides now—both views are 100% worth it.

Happy Paddles!

Boynton Trail to the Iconic Subway/Keyhole, Sedona, AZ

Distance: ~5.3 miles

Elevation gain: ~800 Ft

Difficulty: Easy, except for finding the unmarked trail to the Subway/Keyhole. Finders and seekers are left to their own devices. It’s all part of the adventure. The Subway/keyhole reminded me of St. George’s Scout’s Cave with a nice woodsy approach and a bigger scramble at the end.

An auspicious start to our road trip from St. George—condor sightings at Navajo Bridge. Apparently this is their hangout. A nearby photographer remarked that you can see as many as 60 in the winter. They have numbered tags on them and you can look up their “deets” online.

Back near the trailhead, there’s an option to climb up to a viewpoint. It was worth it. Our timing was good for cactus blooms, especially the ocotillo. The moon made a cameo appearance to add star power to the already dazzling scenery.

Stay tunned for more fun in Sedona and beyond!

Ps. Pro tip/ Captain Obvious tip: Avoid weekends and holidays, especially, holiday weekends) in Sedona. Traffic is HORRENDOUS. (Understatement: 35 minutes or worse to go 5 miles.)

Happy Trails!

Worshiping Mother Nature: Golden Cathedral, Escalante, UT

Distance: ~9-10 miles RT Out & Back

Difficulty: Not easy- most rate it difficult and strenuous due to the distance, elevation gain, deep sand hiking, and exposure. Not for the faint of heart or sand-shy. Four-wheel drive to get to the trailhead is a must!

Elevation Gain: 1,581 ft

A well-hidden gem and one of the most dramatic and magical spots I’ve experienced in Utah. Well worth the considerable effort of driving nearly 30 miles of gnarly fire road and trudging through miles of deep sand. Almost the entire elevation loss/gain is in the first/last 2 miles. Imagine a deep sand slog, followed by a deep sand vertical climb, followed by a steep slickrock vertical climb, and you’ve imagined the final miles of the hike. About 80% of the hike is across exposed, arid desert, so take proper precautions! Dehydration, heat stroke, or worse, are real dangers, especially when the temperatures are high. Neon Canyon is susceptible to flash floods, so check your forecast before you go.

Navigation is a challenge as there is no trail per se. Cairns loosely mark the routes. Route finding, GPS, and backcountry skills are highly recommended.

Check out the magical, mesmerizing reflections at the Golden Cathedral!

Fortunately, the tortuous 4-wheel drive to the trailhead and the deep sand slogging are great crowd deterrents.

On my second visit to this glorious spot, the late afternoon light was dazzling and dramatic.

Getting there, if you dare: From Escalante, drive east on Hwy 12, and turn south/R onto the infamously gnaryly Hole-In-the-Rock Road. Take this unpaved rough road 16.7 tortuous miles and turn left at the sign “Egypt -10 miles”.  Believe it or not, the road gets rougher from there. You’ll find the trailhead and its circular dirt parking lot on the left at the 10-mile mark.

Happy Trails!

Wandering the Wildflower Wonderland All Along the Watchman Trail, Zion National Park

With its grand vistas, this short hike is lovely any time of year, but it is a special treat in the Spring when the wildflowers are blooming. I’ve never seen so many varieties in 1 hike! Note it can be a bit of a snow/mud fest in the winter.

Distance: 3.1 Out and back

Elevation: 636 ft

Difficulty: Easy to moderate depending on your fitness level

Now for the winter vibes

Happy Trails!

Discovering Discovery Cove, Orlando, FL

While I’m not one for “attractions” per se, how could I say “No” when my boyfriend, Bernie, invited me to join him for a day at Discovery Cove? It’s been voted the Best Marine Mammal Park, the Best Theme Park in Orlando, and the Most Romantic Thing to Do in Orlando. It’s all that and more. The experience exceeded my expectations across the board.

We entered the park through the grand entry pavilion with its high beams, straw-thatched ceiling, and magnificent floating dolphin sculpture.

The moment we stepped out to begin our all-inclusive experience, we were transported into a lush tropical wonderland with magnificent colorful flora, waterfalls, streams, and lagoons. Apologies, I didn’t take many pictures of the grounds because I was in experience mode (versus documentation mode).

The Grand Reef

At the Grand Reef, we immersed ourselves in a colorful kaleidoscope of ~6,000 tropical fish, ~50 stingrays (barbs removed), 3 giant rays, and reef sharks (those behind glass). While I’m a PADI-certified diver, this is the most sea life I’ve ever seen up close and personal. If you prefer not to swim or snorkel, the water is clear enough to see while wading.  

Explorer’s Aviary and the Freshwater Oasis

Next, we strolled Explorer’s Aviary, where exotic birds flit and call through the lush canopy of trees and plants. For a closer look or photo op, you can lure them closer (even onto your arms) with tiny bowls of their favorite treats.

If you’re up for a cruise on a noodle floatie or a swim, there’s a “Freshwater Oasis” lazy river that winds you through a tropical forest with waterfalls and features playful otters and marmosets.

Dolphin Encounter

Saving the best for last, Bernie splurged on our add-on “Swim with a Dolphin” experience, which is more of a “pose with a dolphin” experience. Sure, I’ve seen dolphins up close while surfing, but touching, hugging, and looking one in the eyes is something else entirely. And there is a short “ride” with the dolphin, about 10 feet. Dolphins can swim 25 mph and leap 20 feet, but they go slowly and stay horizontal with guests onboard. Yes, these are captive mammals, but most are rescues, and it is an educational experience. We learned that the dolphins are “invited” to participate in the interactions and can and do refuse at their whim. Each dolphin has its own signature sound, like an audio fingerprint, which they use to greet each other and the guests. We also learned that dolphins breathe only through their blow holes. They have 2 stomachs split into 3-chambered like cows and deer, which is needed for digestion because they swallow their food (fish) whole They get their hydration (water) from the fish they eat, and they consume as much as 30 pounds of sushi per day. Their skin is soft and sensitive like ours. Reduced fish populations due to global warming pose a risk to dolphins.

Satisfy your appetite and quench your thirst

How were the food and beverages, you ask? (A tasty and varied breakfast and lunch buffet to satisfy any appetite). The coconut-encrusted salmon was a lunch highlight. Plenty of casual options include burgers, pizza, pretzels, desserts, and hot chocolate chip cookies—oh, my! (I know.) Perhaps fast the day before (and after), lol. And if you like to quench your thirst with “adult beverages,” the upgraded drink package ($40) includes cocktails and is worth it! The colorfully tattooed, friendly bartender added 2 super generous splashes of Grand Marnier to my margarita—decadent and delicious— the best I’ve ever had.

Those who know me know I’m not a theme park or “attraction” person. I’ve never understood those adult Disney World/Land fanatics whose idea of a “best day ever” is a crowded theme park with endless lines and nonstop noise.  I detest loud crowds— fortunately, there were none here. It seems they limit the number of guests per day to optimize the experience for everyone.

For couples and families, Discovery Cove is an excellent way to escape it all and spend the day in an engaging tropical paradise. Sure, it’s a simulated experience, but it is executed exceptionally well. When in Orlando, I’d say it’s a must-do. And a must-do again for me. I can’t wait to take my niece and share it with the rest of the family. Guess that makes me a Discovery Cove fanatic.

Practical stuff:

Lockers are available to store your belongings while you explore.

The bathrooms are immaculate and include showers and fresh towels.

There are plenty of beach chairs and towels by the lagoons, but if you prefer a more exclusive experience, you can upgrade to a private cabana.

Mask and snorkels are provided.